VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

and had Kim demoted to

 

worm eating grubber who was

 

then motivated to re-sequence Janeway.

 

Kim thought Janeway should look

 

a lot like his mother

 

, but anything would improve Janeway's

 

out-of-style bun of steel, so

 

Harry chopped off and resequenced

 

her hair, left fun bag,

 

using Freebird hair cream to

 

make some kick-ass coiffure

 

that looked great on Chakotay

 

except B'Elanna got jealous cause

 

Kim had promised her Janeway's

 

authority bestowing bun o' steel.

 

"You little worm, I should

 

spank you," said B'Elanna, "Now

 

bend over and stop smiling"

 

Torres produced a studded paddle

 

that made Chakotay's brains addle