Iron Man 2: Build up till release DISCUSSION

I don't know what you mean. Seriously.

 

Look at the airbrushing on her face, for one. I don't recall her face being shaped like Arsenio Hall's.

 

She's looking at the camera from an angle. And with her hair in the way, it's not the best shot of her face. Really, why would they manipulate this picture and not do something obvious like making her tits look bigger?

 

They're big enough anyways.

 

I didn't know they could be.

 

People usually don't have heads that giant size... I know for sure she doesn't. She almost looks like the red queen in "Alice in Wonderland". And no, its not a trick of perspective. It is just a bizarre attempt to make her waist look more 'petite'. And that has undoubtedly been photoshopped as well.

 

You're right. Scarlett doesn't have a tiny waist. Not that I give a fuck. I would rip that pussy apart if she was the size of one of Kirstie Alley's cankles.

 

That's...charming.

 

Anyone seen what I think is one of the silliest IM 2 tie-ins? The Iron Man-inspired tops for Seven-Eleven Slurpees? I just shook my head.

 

I don't know about Slurpee tops but I have the Iron Man 2 slurpy cups. Now these aren't regular cups with pictures of the characters on the side. They are actually figures of Iron Man and War Machine that double as cups. Just pull the heads up and fill with delicious, foamy, sweet Slurpee. They're shit as cups but they make wonderful display pieces.

I'm a jackass and a pig but hey I don't mince words. What more could one ask for?

 

OK, drinking out of an Iron Man-shaped cup is also . . . weird to me. I can't help it!

 

That's nothing. Last summer I drank a Slurpee out of Optimus Prime's head! Besides I didn't drink out of Iron Man. I drank out of War Machine. It's big, it's long and it's black! What can I say? I like 'em big!

 

Size queen!

 

TV spot #8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfCG8fMy9Sw

The end looks funny

 

Nice work!

 

SWEET!

 

I guess that drone couldn't determine the real IM vs a bad imposter in the kid.
Still, funny. Does this mean Hammer sent his drones out to attack in public?

 

The latest, 9th, TV spot is up over at ComingSoon.net.
The tail end of this 30sec spot gives us just one more snippet of new dialoge.

 

Scarlett, you dirty girl.