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and attacked scow crewmen by

 

assimilating them into snot blobs.

 

Kirk, inexperienced in scow command,

 

jumped into the waste reclaimator

 

looking for enchilada butts and

 

galaxy class turds so he

 

failed to notice the door

 

to the chamber slide open.

 

A stray Tellarite sentient snotrag

 

flew inside the Enterprise, causing

 

redshirt deaths galore. Scotty tried

 

long strands of green slimy

 

gelatinous scotch but they were

 

getting old for jello shooters.

 

"Crikey! The bastards have gone

 

soft on us. Romulan ale

 

would work better against these

 

devils. Luckily, there's a bottle

 

here that'll vaporize those bastards!"

 

"Grab those glasses and start