Life Without Her.

Discussion in 'Science Fiction & Fantasy' started by Guy Gardener, Feb 20, 2012.

  1. Guy Gardener

    Guy Gardener Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    I just had a moment where I realized that Alison Mack was off my radar.

    Smallville's Jimmy is on Lost Girl now, and he just said to the two female leads... "You're the weirdest women I've ever met."

    When I was instantly reminded of this gaping wound in my heart still growing.

    Where are you Alison?

    I've looked her up on IMDB, but... I miss her so much.

    :( :(
     
  2. JRoss

    JRoss Commodore Commodore

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    So now we get your IP address, track down your physical address and send the cops when Alison Mack mysteriously disappears.
     
  3. Guy Gardener

    Guy Gardener Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    I wouldn't call a wedding in Hawaii all too mysterious?
     
  4. Temis the Vorta

    Temis the Vorta Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Only if duct tape is involved.
     
  5. Guy Gardener

    Guy Gardener Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    You've never asked to be bound?

    Ever?

    I'm sure Alison and I would take turns with all the toys, utilities and amenities.
     
  6. scnj

    scnj Captain Captain

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    I'm picturing the actual Guy Gardner saying all this. What does that say about me?
     
  7. RandyS

    RandyS Vice Admiral Admiral

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    I was happier picturing Allison Mack, but hey, thanks for that (unwanted) mental image.

    As for Mack herself, since I'e been watching my complete series Smallville set one episode a night since January 1, she hasn't been off my radar. Granted, it's her ten years ago, (well, eight, since I'm on season three) but I think it counts.
     
  8. Guy Gardener

    Guy Gardener Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Well, if she's dolled up as Ice Maiden, that's only fair.

    I'll spray paint my ski boots green immediately.

    Please, sex without costumes is like a sundae without nuts and jimmies.

    Jimmies Nuts.

    :(

    Chole lost her virginity to Jimmy Olsen.

    :(

    **Sob**

    AAALLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!
     
  9. Guy Gardener

    Guy Gardener Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    So I'm watching the new episode of Wilfred.

    There's this quirky pixie brunette office girl that slides into Elijah Woods office to seduce his character to the point of failure.

    Poor girl can't even pick up a hobbit.

    I feel sad for her.

    Then she says the words that no other woman could ever deliver with such rye innocence.

    "I'll just go have sex with whoever's in the mensroom."

    Allison?

    ALLISON!

    Oh my.

    Allison is on a dirty show where really dirty things happen and she's the girl version of Ducky.

    Sweet.
     
  10. banzaiduck

    banzaiduck Lieutenant

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    Allison can currently be found on Wilfred, as a rather horny sex-crazed co-worker to the main protagonist. She is rather hot..

    BANZAI!!!!!!!!
     
  11. Guy Gardener

    Guy Gardener Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    She's not sex crazed.

    Allison, I mean her character "Amanda" claims that she has an edgy sense of humour that sometimes crosses the line.
     
  12. banzaiduck

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    Sorry that was my fantasies muddying the waters...

    BANZAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  13. Guy Gardener

    Guy Gardener Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Speaking of muddying... What do you think of her with darker hair?
     
  14. banzaiduck

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    I'm a bit color blind, so I can't tell if it's brown or red, but either way, my mind's telling me it's red, and red heads are hot. :)

    So a big thumbs up from me. :)

    BANZAI!!!!!
     
  15. Guy Gardener

    Guy Gardener Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    It was brown.

    I thought I had travelled back in time and was looking at a very very young Nana Visitor

    Although effective, bottle red hair is really trying too hard to be a spectacle.
     
  16. banzaiduck

    banzaiduck Lieutenant

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    Holy crap, now that you mention it, you're right. Last time I saw Nana Visitor was I believe on Grimm, and man has she aged. :( Slight tangent, but man do I miss DS9 as well.

    BANZAI!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  17. Agent Richard07

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    Sounds like I have to catch up on Wilfred.
     
  18. Agent Richard07

    Agent Richard07 Admiral Admiral

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    I can see that...

    [​IMG]

    And here, she kind of reminds me of Alyson Hannigan...

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  19. banzaiduck

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    ^^ Excuse me while I pick up my drewling tongue off the floor.

    BANZAI!!!!
     
  20. Procutus

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    And here's a little reminder of how insanely cute she was as a blonde:


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    Still my favorite picture of Ally.


    :bolian: