The amazing Trek movie-era six-word story

They started kissing and B'Etor couldn't

 

stop herself burping. Kirk sighed and

 

scrathced his crotch. "Stop that, or

 

I'll cut it off." said Janeway.

 

Kirk winked at her and smiled.

 

Troi slapped Kirk then kissed Soran and

 

took off her chastity belt. "What a "

 

"smashing pair of jugs!" said Doctor

 

time getting his last remaining

 

drops of milk onto his cornflakes.

 

"Will you hurry up, man?" said

 

B'Elanna, "Miral needs my milk too."

 

Paris was a little upset

 

so he cried and hugged Chapel.

 

"I bet that klingon bitch killed

 

any hope of being able to

 

understand what any of this means."

 

"I know what it means" Data

 

interrupted. "We are all going to