Seven Words in TNG

Sam's Choice space cruisers ahead...Wal-Mart territory

 

"Red alert. Arm all weapons," Picard ordered.

 

"Most of their systems are cheaply made

 

," Data observed. "Two torpedoes should cripple them."

 

"They are hailing us, sir." "On screen!"

 

"Cleanup in Aisle 7," said the enemy.

 

"And you are Aisle 7. Prepare to

 

be downsized!" said Picard the jerk. The

 

Enterprise unleashed its arsenal of torpedoes, BUT

 

they were American torpedoes and misfired onto

 

Aisle 8 where camping and firearms were.

 

The aisle exploded, blue-vested Wal-Mart workers

 

died at their stations in a display

 

of brightly coloured turnips which

 

flared briefly in the intense heat of

 

the radiating glow of the hot magma

 

. Picard looked at Data and said "Why

 

do they resist? We only seek to

 

outsource their menial jobs to other nations

 

so they can go back home to