The Great "DS9 5-world [sic] Story" Part 3

fond of pumpkin since Joker

 

's great pie disaster. He

 

preferred jalapeño salami with anchovies

 

but all he had was

 

the horrible concoction in front

 

of him. Though aware of

 

culinary techniques that would fool

 

Gordon Ramsey, Batman did not

 

know how to repair it.

 

Odo pleaded, "Enough of this

 

crap, back to combat rations!

 

"

"But you don't even eat

 

. What would possess you to

 

order that?"

"Because it's FUN!

 

"

"Odo, get in your pail

 

and stay there!"

"Who are

 

you to tell me what

 

to do? You're not my

 

daddy!"

"Bruce, I am your

 

godfather," Ramsey intoned. "Why won't