TNG Caption This! 306: Second Captions - Page 3

Halogen · March 1 2013, 07:00 AM

LeadHead wrote:

Riker squatted in the only outhouse within 300 light years, and passed his hand noiselessly through what he now realized was a roll of holographic toilet paper. Then he remembered the date: April 1st.

"La Fooooooorge!!!"

Nerys Myk · March 1 2013, 07:30 AM

Riker took one look at the bridge and shouted "No way, I ain't going out like Kirk!"

Triskelion · March 1 2013, 07:09 PM

Thomas <blows bosun whistle>: Dumbass on the bridge!

Honorable Ensign · March 2 2013, 01:43 AM

Thanks for the win!

Thomas: Red makes you look fat.

Riker: That's not very funny.
Data: Indeed, I can think of many more amusing captions.

Wilson! No!

Isis · March 3 2013, 01:14 AM

Captain's log, Stardate 45345.6. If my crew gave the Enterprise only half the attention they give that remote-control glider they found in young Mr. Crusher's trash can, we'd be in almost decent shape.

Captain's log, Stardate 45345.6. When Beverly became enamored with alternative medicine, Deanna erroneously sensed an interest in the incantations of witch doctors. Where's managed care when you need it?

Data: "I am finally detecting that rare fly. Please everyone, do not open your mouths."

Nerys Myk · March 3 2013, 01:20 AM

How many Starfleet officers does it take to change a light bulb?

Isis · March 3 2013, 01:21 AM

It was easy to tell Will and Thomas Riker apart because Thomas was no match for Will on the "gravitas pose."

LeadHead · March 3 2013, 08:19 AM

Thanks to everyone for your patience! At this point, it's looking like Monday or Tuesday night is the earliest I'll be able to get this next one online.

Thanks again for bearing with me!

Mutai Sho-Rin · March 3 2013, 11:56 PM

LeadHead wrote:

Thanks to everyone for your patience! At this point, it's looking like Monday or Tuesday night is the earliest I'll be able to get this next one online.

Thanks again for bearing with me!

You have official moderator permission to skip a week and get your real life under control (snicker). It would only heighten the suspense for the troops. This is, unless, you've never missed a week in 6 years. Then.......

In any event, the stickyswitch finger will be poised to leap into action.

Riker's Libido · March 6 2013, 05:19 AM

Will: So... Counselor Troi...

Tom: You think she would...?

Will: *makes thrusting motions with two fingers into his own mouth*

Tom: Right but... I mean not in that hole.

Will: Of course of course.

Riker's Libido · March 6 2013, 08:21 PM

Data: Tricorders are reading a dirty Klingon in the vicinity.

Worf: HEY!!!

LeadHead · March 7 2013, 11:29 PM

Tonight's the night, folks! I will finally have the chance to end this contest and start the new one. The new one will run from tonight to the weekend of the 16th.

Riker's Libido · March 8 2013, 01:21 AM

Awesome, thanks LeadHead!!! TNG is my favorite to caption.

LeadHead · March 8 2013, 04:58 AM

New Contest is up!

March 1 2013, 07:30 AM	#32
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: TNG Caption This! 306: Second Captions Riker took one look at the bridge and shouted "No way, I ain't going out like Kirk!" __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

March 1 2013, 07:09 PM	#33
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: TNG Caption This! 306: Second Captions Thomas <blows bosun whistle>: Dumbass on the bridge! __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

March 2 2013, 01:43 AM	#34
Honorable Ensign Commander	Re: TNG Caption This! 306: Second Captions Thanks for the win! Thomas: Red makes you look fat. Riker: That's not very funny. Data: Indeed, I can think of many more amusing captions. Wilson! No! __________________ I don't care if I'm apathetic.

March 3 2013, 01:14 AM	#35
Isis Commodore	Re: TNG Caption This! 306: Second Captions Captain's log, Stardate 45345.6. If my crew gave the Enterprise only half the attention they give that remote-control glider they found in young Mr. Crusher's trash can, we'd be in almost decent shape. Captain's log, Stardate 45345.6. When Beverly became enamored with alternative medicine, Deanna erroneously sensed an interest in the incantations of witch doctors. Where's managed care when you need it? Data: "I am finally detecting that rare fly. Please everyone, do not open your mouths."

March 3 2013, 01:20 AM	#36
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: TNG Caption This! 306: Second Captions How many Starfleet officers does it take to change a light bulb? __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

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March 3 2013, 01:21 AM	#37
Isis Commodore	Re: TNG Caption This! 306: Second Captions It was easy to tell Will and Thomas Riker apart because Thomas was no match for Will on the "gravitas pose."

March 3 2013, 08:19 AM	#38
LeadHead The Not-Quite-So-Brave-As-Sir-Lancelot Location: Somewhere with Internet access.	Re: TNG Caption This! 306: Second Captions Thanks to everyone for your patience! At this point, it's looking like Monday or Tuesday night is the earliest I'll be able to get this next one online. Thanks again for bearing with me! __________________ Current Caption Contests: TNG TOS Movies I-X

March 6 2013, 05:19 AM	#40
Riker's Libido Lieutenant Junior Grade	Re: TNG Caption This! 306: Second Captions Will: So... Counselor Troi... Tom: You think she would...? Will: makes thrusting motions with two fingers into his own mouth Tom: Right but... I mean not in that hole. Will: Of course of course.

March 6 2013, 08:21 PM	#41
Riker's Libido Lieutenant Junior Grade	Re: TNG Caption This! 306: Second Captions Data: Tricorders are reading a dirty Klingon in the vicinity. Worf: HEY!!!

March 7 2013, 11:29 PM	#42
LeadHead The Not-Quite-So-Brave-As-Sir-Lancelot Location: Somewhere with Internet access.	Re: TNG Caption This! 306: Second Captions Tonight's the night, folks! I will finally have the chance to end this contest and start the new one. The new one will run from tonight to the weekend of the 16th. __________________ Current Caption Contests: TNG TOS Movies I-X

March 8 2013, 01:21 AM	#43
Riker's Libido Lieutenant Junior Grade	Re: TNG Caption This! 306: Second Captions Awesome, thanks LeadHead!!! TNG is my favorite to caption.

March 8 2013, 04:58 AM	#44
LeadHead The Not-Quite-So-Brave-As-Sir-Lancelot Location: Somewhere with Internet access.	Re: TNG Caption This! 306: Second Captions New Contest is up! __________________ Current Caption Contests: TNG TOS Movies I-X