Movie Caption Contest #241: Also Starring

Hello everyone! New Contest!




First up to the plate, we have the "This calls for a celebration!" Award, going to:

Next, we have the "3 Card Monte" Award, going to:

Next, we have the "Honest Critique" Award, going to:

Thanks to everyone who participated and congrats to our winners!

Here we go for our new contest, I've noticed that I don't showcase the guests very often, so this time around, we'll spend a little more time on them!







Enjoy!

 

Khan: Cut my hair? Never!



Lily: Hey, if you're here, who's flying the Phoenix?



McDowell: It's okay, LeVar wants this to have an "accident" so he doesn't have to use it in the next film.
Enjoy![/QUOTE]

 

Khan: "Hey! What part of 'I'll be with you in a minute' didn't you understand?"




Cochrane: "You think one of the stars is moving? You're drunk! And believe me, I know drunk!"




B'Etor (sotto voce): "Psst! Does anyone have a clue whether he's really doing what he says he's doing?"

 

KHAN: It's the same crew I had in "Space Seed". Why do you ask?



The Duras sisters didn't have the heart to tell him that the chances of Geordi getting into the women's locker room were slim.



CROCHRANE: I'm the guy getting a statue. Stop posing.

 

KHAN: No Kirk, we were already Swedish when we met you for the first time!


SORAN: Don't look at her cleavage! Don't look at her cleavage! Don't look at her cleavage! Don't look at her cleavage! Don't look at her cleavage!

 

KHAN: You talking to me?
KIRK: No, I'm talking to Joachim. Of course I'm talking to you!
JOACHIM: I don't think he got your joke, sir.
KHAN: Shut up.

 

COCHRANE: Easy. That's the North star.
LILY: I'm pointing east.

 

Damn you, Damn you to hell - you stole my caption

 

Thanks for the win!



KHAN: We interrupt this attack to bring you this special news bulletin. Neener neener neener!




LILY: Strike a pose!
ZEPHRAM: Madonna wanna be...





B'ETOR: Banana clips have no honor!

 

Khan: Benedict Cumber-WHO?

 

Kirk: Yeah, you saved my life like three times, and you went by the name John Harrison.
Khan: That is a strange dream.
Kirk: I'm still trying to get over Uhura and Spock dating.


Lily: What's that?
Cochrane: That is the constellation Leo.
Lily: No, that.
Cochrane: The moon?
Lily: No, that!
Cochrane: You know, space is pretty big. You have to be a little more specific.


B'Etor: Can't you just teleport yourself in front of it and hold your breath for a second?
Soran: This is much more theatrical.

 

B'Etor: Can we move it along here? I'm not gonna be in the mood forever.

Soran: Just wait a minute...I need to calibrate this VISOR so I won't see how ugly you are.

B'Etor: Oh no you di'nt!

 

Blessed be the Lead of HEad for the Blended Award!





Kirk: Actually, you do look pasty white in this film, if you could just do a DEEP BOOMING British accent the 12th Movie might get away with its casting...

Khan: Oh no no no my old friend, about half the films after this are going to try to recycle this plot, I will not help the one that goes as far as recycling me!





Lilly: The guy from Metamorphosis is still up on the mountain waving his "I should be Zaphord Cockran again!" placard about.

Zephron: Just ignore him.




Soran: And this device will reveal which of the people on this bridge will actually be referred to by name during the dialogue of the film... Hmmm.... just the two of us.

B'Etor: Wait... which two?!?

Soran: Well, put it like this, it's not a good day for sisterhood.

 

Khan: Wait a minute, Admiral. Are you saying I could save THAT many credits on my starship insurance by switching to Geico?

 

"So they're remaking us then"
"Yep"
"I hear you're going to be British."
"I hear you're going to have real hair. And thin."
"FIRE EVERYTHING!!"

 

Kirk: "Don't think of it as the 'self destruct' button, think of it as the 'opportunity' button. Which happens to say 'self destruct' in big red letters."

Khan: "Don't insult my intelligence, Kirk."



Lily: "Look sir, droids!"



Soran: "Who's a man gotta blow to get an HDMI cable around here?"

B'etor: "Um, it's 1994."

 

KIRK: Why are we watching a video from a bad hair metal band from the 80s?

KHAN: Hey...!

 

COCHRANE: Although I'm a drunkard, I find you outrageously impolite Lily.


KHAN: Perhaps we are not as stupid as we look gay, Admiral!
KIRK: I gave you the 'kill' gesture Mister Saavik!!!!!
SAAVIK: No, you gave me the 'we're dead' signal. I was logically agreeing with you. By the way, you should have given it to Commander Uhura.
KIRK: WHO?

 

Khan: "Damn you Kirk for ruining the 'Pull my finger' joke"



Cochrane: "(Hic) Second star to the what? And straight onto huh? (hic). I gotta lay down."



Klingon : "Hurry with banana clip! My hair is getting in my eyes!"

 

Khan: "The red tint level on my viewscreen appears to be set way too high. Excuse me for a moment, Kirk, while I slap this subordinate around for a while for his incompetence."