Seven Words in TNG

exclaimed the censors who promptly put an

 

Andy Griffith rerun on the air instead.

 

While some crew members liked this turn

 

of events others felt like throwing up

 

because they'd all seen these episodes many

 

times, and Don Knotts gets damned annoying

 

when ever he removes his athletic supporter.

 

especially with 24th century smell-o-vision

 

, another invention of Richard Daystrom. "Okay, I've

 

had my Basic Instinct moment," said Deanna

 

as she casually ate her own shoe.

 

"Once I finish this, we need to

 

scrub our brains with sulfuric acid to

 

erase all memory of my vertical smile.

 

" "What about the Youtube video I posted?"

 

, asked Riker. "Who knew that Worf could

 

manage to cram something so large in

 

a bulkhead so small?"

Worf growled menacingly.

 

Then he marked his territory by peeing.

 

The bulkheads dissolved in a cloud of