Indeed.. when one can "bench press" so much, there's no need to be exclusive... 'Sides, Shameless... we'll always have Disneyland...
I was planning on buying new shoes altogether, but I decided to just make my old shoes last longer by replacing the laces. It's just my work shoes, so I don't really give a shit how they look.
I only have one pair of shoes and they used to be my work shoes. They're old and starting to fall apart, but they're very comfortable.
I have...2 pairs of shoes... One for work, and one for everything else. I do think I'm going to buy another pair to keep in my gym locker. I own many other shoes, but they live in a box and never come out.
*Sings* McBundy! Watchin fascinatin' specials about Intelligent Design! McBundy! Watchin PBS, his local station must not suck ass, then! McBundy! He really has no shame! MCBUNDY!!