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Bones: I know this doesn't make any sense Jim, but your shoes are untied.



Kirk: Spock, I think that suit might just fit you.

Spock: Oh, not again.



Kirk: Stop squirming Bones! They want us to listen to them!

Bones: But I can't hear them over those outfits!



Spock: I should have warned you, Captain. Oxygen deprivation is a common joke on Vulcan.

 

Kirk: "Damned ....... Wonka .......... gum."

 

Bones: "You deliberately stopped me, Jim. I could have saved her. Do you know what you just did?"

Spock: "Fascinating."

Natira: "Saved me?"

Kirk: "Cordrazine flashback. Ignore it."

 

Bones: "Jim, this is a helluva strange planet. Look, only one sun but we've each got three shadows."

 

Kirk: "Damned Vashta Nerada."

 

Spock: "Yes, Doctor, I did tell him. Liquor on beer, never fear..."

 

Among the telepathic powers of Vulcans was their ability to use other species as giant mood rings.

 

Woman: Nah, that's not him neither. He was wearing the same color shirt though.

Kirk: What did this man do?

Woman: 6 posts in a row? Can't he just combine a couple of them?

Kirk: You were right, Spock. BoredShipCapt'n is here somewhere.

(Hope you like this one, BoredShipCapt'n it's meant in good humor. )

 

Sorry about that. Got a very short attention sp...

 

Woman: "I was workin' the doorway up there like you said, Big K, when this mook strolls up, sees the writin' on the wall, and asks me what my 'weekly rate' is!"
Kalo (to Kirk): "What's the rumpus, bub? You crackin' wise with one of my girls?"
Spock (sotto voce): "Are we in danger here, Doctor? Is the gentleman's pimp hand strong?"

 

KELLEY: That's not your mark, Bill.




MOLL: And they appeared in Tinkerbell sparkles, like Faeries!
KIRK: Okay okay. So our transporter beam is rather faaabulous.




SPOCK: Holding your breath until you turn blue will not persuade me to tell you Uhura's first name.

 

MANT!, TFTW.



McCoy: "Jim, I'm a doctor, not a stylist. But if you must have my feedback, just move that left foot half a millimeter in and your stance will be totally awesome."





Woman: "That's the one--he's the culprit."

Man with gun: "Was he fresh witchoo, Sweethaht? What'd he do?"

Woman: "He's a snake of the lowest ilk. He made me wear this dress."





Kirk: "Bones, I realize you just took your diuretic, but you can't go around making your own rules on these planets. There's obviously a line for this loo, and you'll have to wait your turn."





Kirk was totally worn out after his audition for Blue Man Group.

 

Kelley: "Oh, no, you don't! Get your ass back here, Shatner! I've been in this biz a lot longer than you, sonny, and you're not upstaging me!"

 

Spock: "Captain, it is easy to see that your plan was flawed. Logic dictates that if you are going to turn up the air conditioning to make the - what you have termed 'high beams' - of all the female crew visible, you need to wear a jacket."

 

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