"I, Mudd" Line-by-Line!

Spock: He could successfully accomplish it, Captain. I've questioned a number of the androids, and they're totally loyal to Mudd. Perhaps of more concern is the fact that this android population can literally provide anything a human being could ask for in unlimited quantity.

 

KIRK: Yes, I know. That's what worries me. How will my crew react in a world where they can have everything they want simply by asking for it.

 

[Throne room]

TWO of the ALICES: You desire something, Lord?

 

Chekov: Oh, yes thank you.

They pour him a glass of wine.

Chekov: You're Alice...

 

Chekov: Oh, yes, thank you. (Alice pours a cup of wine) You're Alice....

Doh! too slow!
Alice 118: 118

 

Chekov: And you're Alice...

 

Alice 322: 322.

 

Chekov: Oh, well, it doesn't make much difference. You're both lovely.

 

Alices: Thank you, my lord.

 

Alice 118: You desire something else, Lord?

 

Chekov: What a shame you're not real.

 

ALICE 322: We are real, my lord.

 

CHEKOV: Oh, I mean real girls.

 

Alice 118: We are programed to function as human females, my lord.

 

CHEKOV: You are?

 

Alice 322 & 118: Yes, my lord.

 

Chekov: Harry Mudd programmed you?

 

Alice 322 & 118: Yes, my lord.

 

Chekov: That unprincipled, evil-minded, lecherous kulak Harry Mudd programmed you?

 

TWO of the ALICES: Yes, my lord.