Enterprise Five Word Thingy!

This almost caused a mutiny

 

, the first in Starfleet history.

 

Archer had threatened to throw

 

half the ship into the

 

nearest sun, which calmed things

 

down quite a bit, but

 

caused tensions to rise among

 

the Engineering crew who felt

 

tired of constantly rebuilding crap.

 

They decided to unionize and

 

organize so that they could

 

have taller hand rails installed.

 

But Starfleet stepped in and

 

cited Regulation 999A, which stated

 

that in no uncertain terms

 

that handrails were to be

 

used by the crew unless

 

extenuating circumstances dictated otherwise. Now

 

we'll change the subject and

 

focus on Hoshi's rather dismal