nuTrek 7-word game!

but I'm so bloody thirsty that it

 

will not be that much of a

 

difference." He finished off the glass and

 

suddenly started feeling drowsy. "Hey, what kind

 

of ale is this? I canna think

 

... Hey lassie, is that ROMULAN cat pee?"

 

Scotty's vision was blurring and without thinking

 

he kicked Keenser between his legs. Keenser

 

, having no genetalia, merely laughed. "I do

 

not feel pain down there, Scotty. You

 

have been trying for years to find

 

my family jewels. But I'll never tell!

 

"

Scotty then shot him with phaser set

 

on "Tickle," which made him giggle uncontrollably.

 

"Is that 'Tickle Me Keenser'?" asked Uhura,

 

who had just entered engineering carrying some

 

pretzels hanging on her erected nipples.

"Scottypooh,

 

why don't you mosey on over here

 

and use your tongue in a more

 

useful manner?" Keenser's eyes bugged out and