TOS five word thingy!!!

Live gagh just didn't belong

 

in any civilized meal except

 

for banquets for the Chancellor

 

at non-ambassadorial functions and orgies.

 

McCoy forbade them on the

 

Enterprise for as long as

 

the Universe would exist. But

 

Kirk had a secret craving

 

second only to Saurian brandy-flavored

 

beef jerky, a treat he

 

first tasted on Omicron Ceti III.

 

Elias Sandoval had some of

 

it in his underwear drawer,

 

right next to his radioactive

 

athletic cup, which was useful

 

to counteract Berthold Rays and

 

the occasional rugby player with

 

a powerful right foot. His

 

deal with Kirk was simple:

 

one package of jerky for