TOS five word thingy!!!

on Nutella. Uhura won and

 

Sulu didn't have seventeen quatloos

 

But mirror mirror Sulu did

 

. He bought Sulu's nipples and

 

framed them to put on

 

display at the renowned Gallery

 

of the Crazy Asian Swordsman

 

located in Shanghai on Earth.

 

Uhura, having nipples and quatloos,

 

began to dance seductively to

 

the tune of "Tijuana Taxi"

 

, one of the most notorious

 

musical aphrodisiacs of the Sixties.

 

The number of people who

 

worshiped Herb Albert was growing

 

throughout the galaxy, but especially

 

when watching Uhura dancing topless

 

to the sounds of a

 

classic recording by their deity.

 

"I can't dance like this