Seven Words in TNG

a looking glass, so thou mayest see

 

my fat hairy -" "Assessment complete," said Data.

 

"I do not think it is necessary

 

to challenge the censors."

Then suddenly...silence.

 

"Hello, darkness, my old friend," said Q.

 

"I've come to talk to you again"

 

Unfortunately, Ensign Darkness was nowhere to be

 

seen in this scene because the electrician lit

 

a joint, and got fired. "Dammit, Jim,

 

I think I'm in the wrong series!"

 

"Who cares, man? Now pass the Cheetos!"

 

"Let's all take a shower," said Picard,

 

"Except, perhaps, Data--he might

 

start asking embarrassing questions again about my

 

tattoo of a Mexican Hairless kitten next

 

to my most favorite piercing. "Piercing?" asked

 

Beverly. "Why, yes, when last on Risa,

 

I had my captain's log

 

decorated with gold leaf and

 

garish brooches and pendants that