Phlox: Well, I see the problem. This is not YOUR heart! We need to get this heart back to Oz immediately! There is a man made of tin that has been searching for this heart for over two centuries.
Phlox: I am SO sorry Captain! The boxes were mislabeled. THIS is the box of the contraceptives that I was supposed to give the crew. I must've given them the multi vitamins by mistake... Phlox: And...here we have the result of my mistake. It appears Hoshi is having triplets.
Phlox: "So what happen again? T'Pol: "Commander Tucker tripped and fell into my mouth, now I can't close it.
Phlox: Is this the Coffee drawer or the Russian Roulette supplies? Reed: Bloody hell doctor you work fast! T'pol: Doctor could I have four Raisins today please?
Phlox: "Lt. Reed, ensign Mayweather, and even miss Sato will be along shortly to make a deposit. Mr. Tucker has been banned by admiral Hutchy. Oh, and captain Archer will be coming shortly." Archer: Off screen, "OH BOY!"
Phlox: I'm sure whatever you're talking about is very interesting to you. Get out. Phlox: What happened here? Trip: Well, I cross-connected the Warp plasma relays and the Impulse generators, which led to a 6.3% increase in overall engine power- Phlox: What happened to the injured man? Trip: Something about sticking his head into the warp reactor, nothing serious. Guy on screen: Hey! You in the front row! Turn your communicator off! There's a movie going on here! Hoshi: Hey! Those subtitles aren't what I'm saying! Phlox: You're in perfect health. Now get out of this war of people dying of a highly infectious disease! T'Pol: Vulcans do not yawn, unless the story told by their doctor is exceedingly boring.
Phlox: "I've been reading Earth's Bible and I find that your eye offends me. Phlox: "Yes I was right, according to these reading the color of your shirt is completely wrong with you complexion. Perhaps some soft brown tones?"
But according to a Re-scan it is White and Gold. (Yeah I know we should have left the joke behind in 2015 but it was too good)
The new thread is, I hope, up! I think! I'm not really sure how this new formatting works. I'm sorry. http://www.trekbbs.com/threads/ent-caption-competition-107-sleeping-targs.278397/