Seven Words in TNG

Picard straightened his uniform and said authoritatively;

 

"The restroom line must be drawn here!

 

It's only a matter of time until

 

the borg give us no choice but

 

to use the last outpost! And I

 

take it as a matter of honor

 

we're caught up in a samaritan snare,

 

and when the bough breaks, a manhunt

 

will begin the next phase of its

 

silliness, as we suffer more toilet humour."

 

"Who said that," yelled Picard, harrumphing loudly.

 

"It ruined a perfect pattern of titles!"

 

Suddenly, Robin Lefler stormed into the room

 

carrying a banjo and singing "Oh Susanna."

 

"Here comes the Judds," Geordi said, noticing

 

where the white women were at. "Damn,

 

why doesn't she ever sing to me?"

 

"Because she can never carry a tune

 

, unlike Klingon Cher," Picard said, snickering loudly.

 

The enemy choose this as the time