TOS five word thingy!!!

'Muffins' last night, Jim?" asked

 

Scotty, "I always thought that

 

was food. I LOVE FOOD."

 

"Haggis isn't food," quipped Chekov.

 

"P'shoo," said a drunken Scotty.

 

"Shoes are not food, either,"

 

Spock noted. "But whiskey is,"

 

argued Scotty, "if by food

 

you mean whiskeeeee....." "Engineer, your

 

uniform reeks of alcohol!" said

 

Riley, "not fair keeping it

 

for soaking your shirts!" Bizzarely,

 

the laundry reclamation unit had

 

been reprogrammed by engineering to

 

add a few drops of scotch

 

to the official Federation detergent.

 

At first, the effect was

 

to make the whites whiter,

 

but once it was discovered

 

to not make brights brighter