TOS five word thingy!!!

relates how Starfleet chose uniforms

 

in the 23rd century and

 

made them look like belts

 

with enormous golden buckles shaped

 

like saucer sections and tails

 

of starships. The belts contained

 

torpedo launchers for guys and

 

miniature tractor beam emitters for

 

girls. From 2234 to 2254,

 

the belts were worn by

 

females only. Males were deemed

 

unworthy to don them because

 

they looked better completely covered.

 

Mid-23rd century clothing designers

 

, like Kirk, privileged the female

 

form over everything else and

 

replaces our TAS versions with

 

wonderful, double-breasted jackets that

 

replaced natural breasts on men.

 

Such jackets were quite the