Seven Words in TNG

on monitors in his bar on DS9.

 

Bumpy took her sledgehammer and thanked Quark

 

in the traditional Klingon manner...with pain

 

stiks to the groin and a hard

 

hammer time on the furniture and staff

 

washroom.

Quark grimaced, "Now I have to

 

go see Dr. Bashir and make sure

 

that my earlobes are still sexy. Damn!"

 

Heading into the Promenade, Quark turned towards

 

the sickbay and got in

 

trouble after running into Guinan.

"Quark, I've

 

a bone to pick with your ass.

 

You promised exclusive rights to any video

 

you made of me in your holosuites

 

but you sold this one to Paramount

 

back on 21st century Earth instead! Why???"

 

without even telling me!"

"Rule of Acquisition


(I'm amused how this thread is more of a DS9 story than the 5-word DS9 story is now.)

 

..."

"Don't go there. If you start quoting

(That is precisely why I brought in Guinan - seemed fitting to see where 2 barkeeps would take this - providing it doesn't get too silly)

 

the Rules then I'll have to embarrass

 

you by showing everyone the receipts for