DS9 Caption Contest #58: Eddington, whose side is he on again?

Sisko: Bad breath you say? I'll give you bad breath!



Eddington: And one last thing, if whoever is stealing my lunch from the officer's fridge doesn't stop, well, let's just say, I won't be held responsible for my actions.



Bolian: What's the commotion, about? I overheard the Dabo girls in Quark's say that the only way people get promoted around here is on their backs. I'm not sure how this is supposed to work, but I get the sense I've made a huge mistake.



Sisko: I know you guys worked hard on this in honor of my promotion, but it just has to be said: WORST FLASHMOB EVER!

 

Eddington: Rats! Lost again. Next time, can't we PLEASE base promotions on something more meaningful than Musical Chairs?
Sisko: Sure, next year we'll play baseball!

 

Eddington: "Okay, okay. I'll tell you whatever you want. Just stop... licking me."



Sisko: "What's up, Doc!"

 

Ziipppp!

Eddington: Excuse me...
Sisko: Mr Eddington when I said you were taking the piss, did you have to be so literal?

 

Sisko: "Say 'Voyager was better' one more time! I dare you!"



Eddington: "Sir, why do you have fresh sunlight pumped through the bottom of this table?"

Sisko: "In case one of us is a werewolf."

Odo: "Duhhh. Stupid question."



Bolian: "Freaking campers..."

Sisko: "It's a legitimate strategy. Suck it, blue."



Sisko: "That's far enough. We know who you really are... Benedict Cumberbatch."



Sisko: "It's a caption contest! Emergency action stations! Nobody look silly or exploitable!"

 

The DS9-Big Brother crossover was not well received.

 

Eddington: "I didn't have a choice-he was coming to kill you, Captain!"

Kira: "He was walking down the hall."

Eddington: "But he was reaching for a weapon!"

Odo: "He wasn't even armed."

Eddington: "But, but-well, he's blue!"

Sisko: "That's good enough for me. Let's move along, people."

 

O'brian: What the hell is in your ear?

 

Sisko: "I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's son
I'm only plucking pheasants till the pheasant plucker comes."
Eddington: "I'm not a pleasant phu..."

 

Sisko: Say it! Say this trip is 'Hawkward'

 

Sisko: "What is the frequency Kenneth?!!"

 

Eddington: "DeWitt and Zuckerman? Sure I know them! We graduated from the Academy together!"

 

O'Brien: Damn, your Jack Nicholson as the Joker impression is pretty good! Now do Jack in The Shining!

 

Happy Saturday Niners!

I must ask for your patience once again, as my new Forum Title states, I'm a Groomsman in a wedding this weekend and as such am massively busy. The possibility exists that I might be able to get a new contest started sooner, but at the moment, the most likely starting time is Tuesday.

I appreciate your patience!

Thanks!

 

Sisko: No Mr. Eddington I cannot wait until Tuesday! You tell your master LeadHead that I need a new caption contest right now!
Eddington: But captain, LeadHead is the groomsman in a wedding!

 

Sisko: YES! YES I AM PERFECTLY SATISFIED WITH MY LONG-DISTANCE CARRIER!

 

Sisko: For the last time, MY NAME IS BENJAMIN, NOT BILL! AND I'M A CAPTAIN NOW!

Eddington: Sir... please... please put down the flashlight... please...

 

Kira: "Oh no, the green stripe. I think someone's trying to tell me I left my Fidelity Retirement plan at my old job."

 

EDDINGTON: It's not what it looks like!!!!!

SISKO: What it look like is you shot the Bolian for no apparent reason.

EDDINGTON: Okay, maybe it is what it looks like.

 

O'Brien: "OK, enough is enough. Why don't we just declare this staring contest a draw?"