TOS five word thingy!!!

making love sweet love in

 

their guest quarters when Spock

 

walked in, traumatizing him for

 

life. Sarek melded with him

 

and, hey presto, a threesome.




[I am deeply sorry for this post, but... I always wanted to say "hey presto."]

 

But Spock was incapable of

 

remaining conscious during the process,

 

blacked out and woke up

 

smoking Sarek's cigar and Amanda's

 

favorite skull bong, which she

 

carried in her bustle whenever

 

she could find a hedgerow.

 

Just then, the Galileo 7

 

spun out of control on

 

the way home from Neverland.

 

It had a busted starboard

 

passenger tire and bad rims.

 

Scotty had tried to fix

 

a hole where the rain

 

came in and stop his