TOS five word thingy!!!

"Does a space-bear poop

 

in the Mutara Nebula?"

Kirk

 

smirked, not unlike a jerk

 

in a soda shop. "Hey,"

 

Kirk asked, "want a massage?"

 

Ten nude Klingons raised their

 

legs, then cheered. Kirk, shocked,

 

started to whistle "Dixie." "Jim,

 

you're from Iowa," huffed McCoy.

 

Then, Tellarite Joe Cocker arrived,

 

and he wore a bra.

 

Tellarite Cocker's moobs began itching,

 

and he requested some Jergens

 

but all Mcoy had was

 

cocoa butter. "Rub this on

 

those...ummm...your..ummm...breasts.

 

Then take two aspirin," he

 

said, trying to look away.

 

Suddenly the red alert sounded

 

and a crew 'Riverdance' ensued.