Seven Words in TNG

" He then rubbed vegetable oil into his

 

tattoo of Mr. Homn located on his

 

left thigh and started singing the lyrics

 

to Right Said Fred's "I'm Too Sexy"

 

. Q then appeared, rolled his eyes and

 

eliminated the entirety of this plot. "Now,

 

Jean-Luc, I want you to attempt to

 

seek out new life and new civilizations,

 

to boldly go where no bald Frenchman

 

has gone before or since!"

"Since what?

 

Who are you? What have you done

 

with the sensible script for this episode?

 

Q found himself trapped; turned into a

 

Belzoidian flea he quickly hopped away to

 

the writers' table. Alas, no other script!

 

The anarchy must continue! "Damn," ticked Q-flea.

 

"I'll have to come up with another

 

joke. I shall paint the Enterprise pink

 

, I'll make Picard wear a French maid's

 

outfit and have Riker eat a live