VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

Neelix, "but I've got loads

 

of lukewarm pork juice." Unfortunately,

 

porkjuice was illegal in Vidiian

 

space, due to the unusual

 

transphasic qualities it possessed, like

 

turning pork juice into Klingon

 

coconut cake.

"Mmmmm! Cake!" commented

 

the Borg Queen. "The Borg

 

drones only feed me ketchup,"

 

she said, before assimilating spinach

 

, becoming strong to the finish.

 

"Get her!" yelled Janeway, aiming

 

the ship's Bluto cannons. "She

 

has the quadrant's sole, remaining

 

copy of Titanic on DVD!!"

(ORSE!!)

 

"If she assimilates it, she'll

 

be churning out tear jerking

 

poetry until Neelix murders Naomi

 

Greebledunk, second cousin of Lieutenant

 

Flarp. Remember, our lower deck

(thanks -KingDaniel - nice to be back!)