Seven Words in TNG

gave them zero leverage, but Picard granted

 

full amnesty. In time, the squirrels started

 

a Federation with the weasels to promote

 

trade and amity between furry creatures. Tribbles

 

included-- the humanoids surely couldn't resist any

 

tribble love, could they? But Worf thought

 

otherwise, brandishing a hand phaser and screaming.

 

"Tribbles are best when served live", Worf

 

said as his popular vlog, "Cooking with Honor"

 

was featured on the Today Show. "Well,

 

you can't eat them all, but you

 

try," quipped Matt Lauer. "Silence human!" sneered

 

Worf, whipping up a lovely Hollandaise sauce

 

and applying it to the underside of

 

a freshly shaved targ. "It is a

 

good day to baste," said Worf, humming

 

showtunes to himself until Picard changed the

 

course of the Enterprise so, instead of

 

heading to Risa (again), they aimed toward

 

an obscure world known for Shakespeare festivals.