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young Ensign Cindy Lou, who

 

just transferred to be closer

 

to her old Academy friends

 

and the famous Captain Kirk.

 

Scotty questioned whether the couple

 

had enough qualifications to serve

 

his whiskey to the crew.

 

It took a steady hand

 

to pour the exact measure

 

needed to achieve optimal intoxication.

 

After the ensigns sampled the

 

'lightest' drinks first - those with

 

the ability to stand were

 

given prizes for their great

 

achievement. Most needed to sit

 

down for a few minutes

 

at least. Only a few

 

of the officers could hold

 

themselves up against Scotty's stash.

 

Chekov liked to brag that