CAPTION THIS: Superhero movies

DOLPH LUNDGREN: "So this movie is going straight-to-video? Well that sucks, but it's just one movie and probably won't happen again in my career."

 

"I really need to punish the guys who made this crappy flick... I shoulda been Ghost Rider."

 

FONDA: Yeah, I hear you, Nic "Ghost Rider" was a second choice. While Luke Cage may be your favorite hero, blackface just doesn't fly in the 21st Century.

 

"See, this is how we did it old school. Who needs CGI? Look at my head, my hair. This is how we would have done a flaming skull in the old days. That's acting."

 

Wolverine: WHO STOLE MR. DUCKY?!?! LOGAN DOESN'T BATHE WITHOUT MR. DUCKY!!!

 

"That's not exactly what I meant when I invited you up for a night of fisting."

 

Richard: "Nice stones, Ben."
Ben: "You should talk. What are you doing, smuggling grapes?"

 

Superman: "I'm the most powerful man on the planet. I should be out flying faster than a speeding bullet, being awesome and saving people."
Lois: "I only give up the goods for weepy emo-boys who float around like butterflies and embrace their tears."
Superman (thinking): "Decisions, decisions."