TOS five word thingy!!!

scalp with a straight razor

 

just because he lurved toupees.

 

The Klingon Chancellor wanted to

 

run a Bat'leth through his

 

toupee to see if it

 

could cut those synthetic polymers,

 

but was told by his

 

staff barber it would damage

 

the blades and irreparably so.

 

Meanwhile, Scotty was occupied with

 

making the galaxies largest still

 

through the use of a

 

containment chamber from the ship's

 

antimatter containment shield. Naturally, this

 

almost resulted in a catastrophic

 

explosion that would have ruined

 

the plates of haggis that

 

would accompany the 'finest hooch'

 

in the known galaxy. Scotty

 

was known as the expert