Seven Words in TNG

didn't like the design but found them

 

comfortable, unfortunately the ass flap was unbuttoned

 

revealing his behind to the night crew.

 

Number One was delighted.

"Sir, may I

 

be excused so I can gossip about

 

how your buttocks is as smooth as

 

your pate?"

"Number One, you are a

 

voyeur? Stop gawking at my seat of

 

greatness and spread the word

 

!"

"Yes sir!"

In his eagerness Number One

 

got a megaphone "All hands, Captain Picard

 

has the smoothest hams in the Starfleet!"

 

This news wasn't new to anyone but

 

Barclay caring only about his addiction to

 

privacy but that was difficult working with

 

the most perverted crew in the Starfleet

 

and one that didn't seem to want

 

to keep personal things personal. Ensign Gates

 

danced around the bridge to celebrate Picard's

 

bum. It was the third time this