Seven Words in TNG

by a phaser blast that sent him

 

flat on his Klingon keister.

"Take this

 

, you craggy-headed son of a bitch!

 

" exclaimed Guinan, shooting the balding intruder again

 

as he tried to get up off

 

his bruised back-side.

"Hey, Guinan, nice

 

shot! All that phaser practice with Worf

 

paid off."

"What phaser practice?" Worf asked

 

with a quizzical expression on his face. "

 

Guinan, if you weren't practicing with Worf

 

...then WHO were you practicing with?!" Guinan

 

glared at everyone; awkward silence had lease

 

as Guinan quietly backed out of sickbay.

 

"Well, that was awkward," smiled Alyssa Ogawa

 

as she took a hypospray and carefully

 

injected it into Beverly's neck, causing her

 

to mutate into a skunk. "Well, she

 

won't be too much of a problem

 

and now I'M the doctor!" Ogawa screamed.

 

The rush of power went to her