(UEFA) Football Thread - Football not Soccer

Discussion in 'Sports and Fitness' started by Jax, Apr 1, 2008.

  1. Hermiod

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    You've gone beyond insults and in to legally actionable libel. And why ? Because you don't like professional wrestling ?
     
  2. Garak

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    Um, no, becuase I stand up against man-boy love. Obviously.
     
  3. Hermiod

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    Stop be ridiculous for five seconds and behave like a grown up. What link is there between a legal dispute between two large corporations and your libelous opinions about Arsene Wenger ?
     
  4. Garak

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    Is anyone else getting a weird vibe of stockholm syndrome here or is that just me?
     
  5. Hermiod

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    Have you posted a single constructive thing on this board ? Ever ?
     
  6. Roger Wilco

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    Let me just say that I find your exchange here hilarious. :lol:
     
  7. Garak

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    Sure - see my opinions on Wrestling, Professional.
     
  8. Hermiod

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    Good for you.

    Which were about as well founded as your opinions on football - i.e. not at all. Seriously, I've not come across someone with less of clue about the modern game than you. You're just a glory hunting armchair. I meant what I said, go watch whatever local team you have and learn about the game.

    You're what we British fans call a WUM - Wind Up Merchant. No clue about the game, just blinkered, biased nonsense. You just sit there, completely oblivious to the failings of the team you claim to support. If anyone contradicts you, you throw insults around like a child. I'm not even going to allow you to claim you're a Chelsea fan anymore. That's too much of an insult to Chelsea.
     
  9. Garak

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    Phew, thanks for that "ie" - I never would have guessed you disagreed with what I say.

    Oh come on, you've got to have a chav friend or two that knows less than me!?

    I'm sorry I don't measure up to your own biased preconceptions and what you define as a fan. Oh noes. :( :lol:

    I hope that one day we can sit down and have an honest discussion about Arsenal's culture of failure and its boy loving manager without you resulting to personal insults and making yourself look bad. :)

    You guys have a name for everything. That's awesome, the rest of the world is really behind in that regard.

    This was probably the funniest thing you've ever said though:

    :guffaw::guffaw::guffaw::guffaw::guffaw:
     
  10. Hermiod

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    Write 1,000 words about why Chelsea did not win the Premier League and Champions League this season despite the huge sums of money they've spent without referring to refereeing decisions or other clubs just being mean to them and not letting them win.

    And then, after that, name five Chelsea players younger than John Terry who are products of Chelsea's youth system without looking at Wikipedia.

    Oh, and if you feel that I have insulted you, then click the report button. That's what I'm encouraged to do. I'm sure the fact that you were once a mod will stand you in good stead. In fact, perhaps you should ask for your old job back. That way you can't even get warned accidentally.
     
  11. Garak

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    Sorry, that is the funniest thing you've ever said. :lol:
     
  12. Hermiod

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    That's not 1,000 words. Try again. Come on, you must have an explanation. Surely after spending hundreds of millions of pounds on players and tens of millions more on payouts for sacked managers you should have won the Champions League by now ? If not, why not ?
     
  13. Garak

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    Yeah, I'll totally have that ready for tomorrow. :lol:

    The bottom line really is thanks to Abramovich, Arsenal loses and Chelsea wins - just compare trophy hauls and standings in the Prem over the last 6 years. I can flesh that out in to 1,000 words as well, if you'd like! I actually have a great thoery that Jose Mourinho literally broke Arsene Wenger, exposing him for the fraud he is and he's been utterly incompetent since. Not to mention a child molestor. Was it a bad touch when you were with him? Where the bathing suit covers? Gods I hope not. :(


    Edit: You keep editing in new things after I've replied to you. Get it all out at once, stop posting as half assed as Arsenal plays!
     
  14. Hermiod

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    Jose Mourinho ? You mean the best manager you ever had ? The guy Abramovic sacked because he said mean things to John Terry ? That Jose Mourinho ? (Ask Claude Makelele if you don't believe me)

    It's sad, really, because Mourinho has proven he can win things without money. All because little Johnny - the guy who enjoys insulting grieving American tourists days after 9/11 - didn't like him.
     
  15. Hermiod

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    The point stands - if you feel insulted, report me.

    Edit - right on cue, just to further reinforce my point, Spanish radio is reporting that Real Madrid have signed Kaka for £56m. Chelsea's new regime fails on its second day. That'll be the sack for Ancelotti in January, then.
     
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  16. Garak

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    Also, he doesn't touch children!

    'Twas a shame to lose Mourinho, but that's life. You know the way he manipulated Arsene and played mind games with him, Wenger had to respect that - I'm sure he uses the same techniques when luring in the youngsters!

    :guffaw: That is fucking awesome. Good read, thanks for turning me on to that.

    So, where did they insult "grieving 9/11 tourists"?

    I've never hit the NM button (actually, only once for porn) mainly because I'm not a bitch. Also, I'm having a great time!
     
  17. BigFoot

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    Hey, welcome to my life. That's more or less how it is for me in my endeavour to support the Canucks. Well, with the exception that no pubs, bars, or anything similar shows NHL games over here. ;9
     
  18. Garak

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    :lol: So Chelsea splashes the dosh and you hate them and they're ruining football, but they don't sign Kaka for record amounts and they're failures. You are too funny.

    I think we've determined who's frothing at the mouth with bias.
     
  19. Garak

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    And I salute you for your hard work.

    It ain't easy being us! ;)
     
  20. Hermiod

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    They insulted them with their total disrespect. Standard Chelsea behaviour. This is pre-Abramovic, so I can't blame him for that. It's been endemic at the club for years.

    It wasn't just Terry, who has a history of such behaviour, but a group of players too.

    Never mind, I'm sure Chelsea fans can turn to alternate role models like Frank Lampard. Well, unless those fans are parents who don't think it's a good idea to throw their wives and children out of the house when he's not appearing in sex tapes.