TOS five word thingy!!!

who like to wade during

 

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Kirk facepalmed, ruefully asking "What

 

can men do against such

 

slippery eels in the stew?"

 

"Go out and eat them,

 

men like to eat things

 

long and slippery," suggested Sulu.

(The 500th "Sulu is gay" joke in this story.)

 

Spock's jaw visibly tightened and

 

then clenched, "Not all of

 

the files in our databanks

 

, well my *private* database, I

 

dedicate to my Captain, has

 

quite a few gay references,

 

to pretty much every crewman

 

who had sex with Sulu.

 

Spock raised a saucy brow

 

, "That was seven years ago

 

tonight, where the sexy teens

 

filmed their hit CW show

 

Starfleet Academy Co-Eds. I was