TOS Caption Contest #73 - Private Time

"Aye, lads...we could sure go for some weeee Miller High Lifes."



McCoy's new lab-grown formula for mickeys clearly worked. Now all he had to do was test it on a HOTTER crewwoman.

 

From the unaired episode, "The Trouble with Ass-Rubbing Clones"



*later*

Scotty: "I gave them a very good home, sir."

Kirk: "WHERE?!"

Scotty: "I gave them to the Klingons, sir."

Kirk: "You gave them to the Klingons?"

Scotty: "Aye, sir. Before they went into warp, I beamed the whole kit and kaboodle into their engine room... where there'll be plenty of ass-rubbing."

 

SCOTTY:"This place got a men's room, lads? 'Cause I've got a load on deck that could plug up a Constitution-class warp core."

 

Though Majel may be entranced, DeForest simply couldn't sit by and watch Shatner repeatedly apply for a role in Star Trek VI

 

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I wouldn't have thought of this one without yours, Alyssa.



Spock's harp playing affected people differently.

 

I'm going to keep this contest up an extra couple of days. I'll be travelling next week and won't be able to change it over the weekend as usual. Rather than have the next caption contest up for two weeks, we'll go ten days on both this one and the next.




Scotty: Drink up, laddies. Bar time on this station isn't until next Wednesday!

 

Contrary to popular belief, having a bag of cats on the head was quite calming. Unfortunately, McCoy was allergic to cat hair.

 

Cyrano (in b. g.): It's a bag of cats, Friend Klingon. You wear them on your head.

 

Freeman: I saw Mr. Sulu bought a bag of cats. Who knew he liked pussy?

 

Scotty: "Laddie, who knew he liked Chinese."

 

This week's pictures find the crew off duty.



You wouldn't believe what a tigress Uhura is in bed!



I love a man in uniform *sigh*
They may be off the clock but it's time for you folks to get to work!


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Woulfe (2x)

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Freeman: Last time I got drunk in this bar, I ended up tying a bag of cats on my head and promptly disappeared for three months.

 

Freeman: "Yanno Mr Scott, if you don't stop looking at me like that I'm gonna bop you one."

 

BONES: "Who's the jackass who put the corpse in my office?"

 

CHEKOV: "I give dis Wodka a tumbs-up"

 

Scotty: "Aye, looks like the bag of cats thing is spreading. We've been sitting in this bloody bar for over a week."

 

Scotty- Drink up Chekov, McCoy just finished and you're next.

 

Freeman: I've got a tribble in my pants.




McCoy: I've got trouble in my pants.

 

Cant post pics yet, sorry

*Bar Scene*
Scotty "And then he told me he was from a place called Deep Space nine..."