Seven Words in TNG

the bridge, but didn't understand bridge on

 

the river Kwai. She thought it was

 

confusing, like freeze-tag in the Engineering

 

, or something called Fizzbin that Riker was

 

learning from Quark, of all people! He

 

always winning. He explained, "Well, on Tuesdays

 

you deal the cards to the player

 

that has a green hat or a

 

large left shoe, because they can kick

 

their own derrieres and bite their foreheads

 

while juggling chainsaws. This was popular with

 

people who drank too much of Guinan's

 

whisky. She always gave it to those

 

who pointed out she had no eyebrows.

 

She hadn't grown them for many centuries

 

because they were singed by a sudden

 

blast of hot air that came from

 

a bread making device, and that was

 

fine, except for the fact that anyone

 

in the vicinity had better not be