Seven Words in TNG

buy them on the spot, not asking

 

even how much latinum it would cost

 

or what the ingredients were. He liked

 

getting customers to add food to their

 

tab as he could charge interest too

 

and make more latinum that way, padding

 

their bills at every opportunity. Catching him

 

doing so would get him in trouble

 

. Not the cheating itself, but getting caught

 

with a whoopee cushion would result in

 

explosive sympathy flatulence from all those present

 

after they all sat on it and

 

guinan burst into the room, with a

 

trombone, a strap-on and three large pies.

 

"now that's my kind of entertainment!" said

 

the defector, loud as a whisper. Ensign

 

Naymont from TOS appeared and started dancing.

 

Guinan's hat flew off, revealing a ridiculous

 

mohawk that reminded everyone of that old

 

guitar player from Rancid, which Guinan used