TOS five word thingy!!!

problem?" purred the computer's distinctly

 

sultry voice, causing alarm on

 

the ship wide communications system.

 

"Sounds just like Chapel," Uhura

 

said, "Sorry, inside joke." Sparks

 

flew again, burning Spock's tunic.

 

Spock tried to hide his

 

tented tunic by turning toward

 

Nurse Chapel, but no use;

 

what his eyes had seen

 

it could not be unseen.

 

For an unemotional Vulcan, Spock

 

sure was whining too much.

 

"Get a grip, man," said

 

Mirror Universe Spock who was

 

trying to comb his beard,

 

slathered on "Bluebeards Beard Gloss"

 

grinned salaciously at Chapel, who

 

grinned back with a wide

 

toothless grin. But where indeed