Seven Words in TNG

perform in front of the ambassador of

 

the Andorians, who were feeling very blue

 

but that was because he was holding

 

a Klingon pain stick while threatening to

 

hit anybody who wouldn't applause loud enough

 

to please the king of the Andorians

 

, not to mention the queen who had

 

just finished dinner when her son brought

 

the caked which was enormous and mealy

 

.

Picard wanted to get back aboard Enterprise

 

so he did.

"Wesley," he ordered, "Set

 

the phasers on stunning, there's a babe

 

in a very revealing dress who's walking

 

down the corridor, mamma mia! You should

 

make sure that's not Riker cross-dressing again.

 

There's only one surefire way to do

 

that, and that is to get Data

 

to report to the holodeck and disable

 

the seedy 'bar in Vegas' program before

 

asking her out."

Wesley considered this and