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Sulu was a little upset that he'd

 

been tricked into eating an ear that

 

had been severed during a drunken brawl

 

and tossed into a punch bowl. Stirring

 

the punch afterwards tended to make it

 

smoother, and putting ear in martini glasses

 

at parties was a bit of a

 

letdown when olives or onions were expected.

 

But the casseroles? They were so good

 

that they were disappearing from the tables

 

faster than the cooking staff could replace

 

the phase inductor coils on a used

 

Type 2 shuttlecraft using nothing more than

 

a paperclip.

"I saw that on McGiver-2.0,"

 

Kirk mentioned. "As a cadet I'd watch

 

porn all night long instead of actually

 

studying for my classes. My professors didn't

 

mind - many were female, so I'd often

 

bribe them into giving me good grades

 

in exchange for....I really shouldn't say.....