VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

Without coffee everything can seem

 

infuriating, but Tuvok's unhairy stance

 

was highly illogical. Suspicious, Janeway

 

walked hairily toward him, causing

 

Tuvok to break down and

 

flee the bridge.

"Harry, come

 

and be an eco-warrior like

 

Al Gore and--" "Who the

 

bells tolls for is a

 

kinky holoprogram I used earlier."

 

"Anyone for a chest wax?"

 

Neelix takes off his shirt

 

revealing six huge hairy nipples.

 

"Have you been working out?"

 

"Why indeed I have, Mr.

 

Tuvok. Behold my six-pack moobs!"

 

"Let's all behold!" Kim declared

 

as he removed his uniform.

 

And revealed he had no

 

six pack moobs.

"I guess