TOS five word thingy!!!

"And a lot of tribble,

 

"groused McCoy. "Get these out

 

to all the naughty boys

 

who didn't make Santa's list."

 

"Aye, doctor," complied gullible Chapel

 

, using a Bic Rolling Writer.

 

Kirk snapped "That's my pen!"

 

"Get a grip," Chapel snapped.

 

Kirk smiled winsomely. "Grip what?"

 

"Oh, really, sir!" she chided.

 

"Can I grip those hips?"

 

Chapel pondered this a moment.

 

She decided it wasn't appealing.

 

Rebuffed, Kirk ordered Scotty to

 

pump pheromones into the airshafts.

 

"Sirrr, that'll ruin the wee

 

yeomans on deck seven, sir!"

 

"Then I should go and

 

tuck them in for the

 

rest of our mission," Kirk