TOS five word thingy!!!

up on end and his

 

shipmates calling him "Mr. Sock."

 

Thankfully his control over his

 

bladder was sufficient to end

 

any and all rumors that

 

incontinence was the reason for

 

Spock's use of adult diapers.

 

He didn't want it known

 

about his hot sauce addicition

 

that ate away the lining

 

of his underpants revealing a

 

pair of greenish buttocks that

 

turned on every Orion trader

 

this side of the Syndicate.

 

Commercials on Rigel 7 showed

 

ads for skin cremes that

 

enhanced buttock glow and firmness.

 

The pitchman from Nimbus III

 

a snake oil man of

 

legendary skills, filmed several very