VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

who now had to be

 

taken to the zoology lab

 

to cure their reptile dysfunctions.

 

"This won't be easy," said

 

Neelix, wielding a spatula, "but

 

this leola root extract should

 

be extracted while a live

 

studio audience watches on with

 

awe, wonder, and a hint

 

of astonishment."

"Mr. Neelix, I

 

haven't shit since last Tuesday."

 

said Tuvok. "Mr. Vulcan, leola

 

I don't really care if

 

leola works, you recommend it

 

be smoked?" "Well, yes. But

 

inhaling too much might give

 

you an erection lasting more

 

than 5 Academy Awards shows

 

so I recommend the Clinton

 

Method of Priapism Relief, AKA