VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

was lamenting Janeway's worst decision

 

-- undoing the bun of steel.

 

The bridgecrew was so distracted,

 

Tom crashed while parallel parking

 

his combo red Delta Flyer/hotrod.

 

He had to build another

 

with popsicle sticks and spittle

 

B'Elanna tried to not laugh

 

, but did anyway. "Hey, did

 

you consider using tritanium instead?"

 

"Nah, that's for amateurs", replied

 

Tom's helper, a Malon handyman

 

with a passion for clogs,

 

and impeccable sense of style

 

based on poodle perms and

 

dressing in Hugo Boss suits.

 

The handyman recommended Tom use

 

the force, because he thought

 

that Tom didn't have a

 

good mechanic's skills. "The FORCE!"