Enterprise Five Word Thingy!

Randy ran behind the captain's

 

chair to stick his tongue

 

on any piece of metal

 

he could find, but there

 

were no spots where he

 

could detect anything other than

 

"Semen! Semen! Evverywhere!" screamed BlackSheHitler.

 

All crew simultaneously phasered BlackSheHitler.

 

"YAY," they all cried as

 

he/she/it vaporized. "Now let's do a dance."

 

They all danced the Lambada

 

to Archer's famous gazelle song.

 

Things got so funky that

 

they all had to close

 

down shop for the evening

 

because it was too hot

 

to conduct normal shipboard business.

 

Phlox was pleased, he wasn't

 

really feeling up to normal

 

ever since he ate the