Movie Caption Contest #185: Out of Place

Fire at my command, since it's time for another caption contest. First, I would speak with...



He's taking it well...

Just goes to show you that DS9 was a different kind of show than TNG...

Sheldon would be proud of our Photoshop winner...

Congratulations to the winner. This week, the original series crew goes back in time to recover a rare "Dewey Beat Truman" newspaper and Data finds himself at a loss on how to explain the birds and the bees to Artim. Have fun:

 

Kirk: "It just occurred to me. I can place a bet on the Giants to win the 2010 World Series and Buster Posey to win rookie of the year."

McCoy: "Jim, this is 1986. He hasn't even been born yet."

Kirk: "That's the beauty of it."



Artim: "Father said I was conceived in love. Is that true?"

Data: "Oh no. I am so not going there even for all the latinum in the quadrant."

 

KIRK:Damnedest IPod I've ever seen. Controls don't make sense and whats that odd port for?




DATA: So, do you like gladiator movies?

 

Kirk: My mind to your mind...

Spock: Admiral-

McCoy: Shut up Spock. Lets see what develops.



Data: I am sorry but the Captain and Anij need their "Private Time" right now. Go away.

 

Kirk: They're still using money. We've got to find some. Bones, what do you think?

McCoy: Don't look at me, I'm a doctor, not an ATM.

Spock: Admiral, there may be a twentieth century possibility. Commander Uhura, I seem to recall seeing a pair of large hand held fans in your personal effects when you came aboard ship.

Uhura: Whoa, there, Mister Spock! Out of the question! I don't think I could do anything these primitive men would survive!

Sulu: I'll give it a try.

Kirk: Spock?

Spock: Well, it is San Francisco. It could work.

Chekov: Vhat are they talking about?

Scott: Don't wurry, lad. I'll explain it to ya when you're older.

 

Kirk: "Alright, I'll try it one more time. But if this damned thing steals my quarter again, I swear I'll 'General Order 24' this whole damned planet!"




Kid: "I overheard my big sister talking to a lady from your ship about you, and the lady from your ship told my sister, 'Don't waste your time. He's only 'fully-functional' in his own mind.' What did she mean?"
Data: "Nevermind!"

 

KIRK: We've over shot our target...

MCCOY: You mean...

KIRK: Yes, Michael Douglas has left The Streets of San Francisco and we're stuck with Richard Hatch!



DATA: So how's the real boy thing working out for you Pinocchio?

PINOCCHIO: The nose has stopped growing unexpectedly, but something else has started

DATA: Uhhhh, TMI....

 

Kirk: Crap. We're in the Tenderloin again.

McCoy: Jim, maybe somebody else should lead for awhile.

 

KIRK: Trust me, Bones. Public urination is okay in this century.

MCCOY: You sure about that, Jim?

KIRK: Has John Gill ever steered us wrong before?

 

McCoy: Jim, that's nuts!
Spock: Indeed, and how do you propose we get to Central India to 'piss in Khan's cereal bowl', Admiral?
Kirk:We have an invisible ship Spock.

 

Kirk: "Alright, Spock you take Bones and Uhura, Scotty you Chekov and Sulu go the other way."
Spock: "What about you?"
Kirk: "Oh... I'll just hang about here, dismissed."
Bones: "Glue on your hand again?"
Kirk: "I SAID DISMISSED."



"Timmy, have you ever wanted to visit Risa?"
"Yes!"
"Ever wanna ride in a starship through a rainbow nebula?"
"Yes!!!"
"Ever wanna be molested by an android?"
"Yes- wait, what was that last one?

 

Spock: "The temporal prime directive means we're duty-bound to find him and extract him from this century, Admiral".

Kirk: "Yes, Spock, but the loss to Earth's culinary heritage could be catastrophic. Why, if we take the Gorn back to our time, the name of Stinking Gorn might well be regulated to forgotten diners in run-down towns".

Chekov: "It is a dilemma, sir. They make such good garlic bread".

 

(a kid across the street): ''Mom, look, they're back in town! Can we visit the circus again, please, PLEEEASE???''
Chekov: ''Hey, kid! In Sowiet Russia, circus wisits you!''

 

Kirk: Newspapers? Aw, man. Haven't they invented the internet yet?



Brent: Trust me, Kid. Don't keep going as a child actor. I've seen the future, it doesn't end well.

 

McCoy: "Jim look over there XXX Dancing Girls and a..."

Kirk: "I'm right behind you Bones"

Sulu: "I'll pass".

Chekov: "Well, it is San Francisco".

Spock: "What are they talking about?

Scotty: "Don't wurry, lad. I'll explain it to ya latter.

Uhura: "Pigs!"

 

Kirk: Okay, that's the 214th public information koisk with a frozen screen. I'm starting to think they're all broken. Let's try a couple more to be sure.

 

McCoy: What's wrong Jim?

Kirk: I just thought of something much better than "double dumb ass on you."

McCoy: Don't worry, we're pedestrians, we'll piss off another driver eventually.