TOS five word thingy!!!

The situation with Kirk was

 

delicate because he had just

 

gotten over a severe bout

 

of gonorrhea, diarrhea, and pyorrhea

 

linecountjealousitis, He learned that Spock

 

had been sleeping around with

 

various dental hygienists and wondered

 

why they all insisted on

 

the script girl and was

 

she actually the dentist?

Spock

 

checked his fillings and noticed

 

his yeast infection had turned

 

into full-blown, painful, red

 

ant infestation. His wooden teeth

 

had termites in them and

 

the crickets in his underwear

 

kept making loud chirping sounds

 

that disturbed his head lice.

 

"He's become an entomologist's dream

 

," remarked Sulu, picking aphids off